HOW TO MAKE DIY WINDOW CLEANER - HOMEMADE "WINDEX"

I know what you're gonna say..."This is not dividends or music or food.  Get with the program Chickenwizard.   If that's even your real name."..   

Chillax.   This is a good way to SAVE A BOATLOAD OF MONEY...well more like $5 a bottle.  And no, Chickenwizard is not my name.  Geez.

Remember, after making  food, I got this huge ass pile of dirty dishes and a messy countertop.  What am I to do?

Make some Fake Wi*dex.  Oops.  I'm not supposed to say "Wi*dex"

Being Greek, it's fitting.  Windex mends everything,  broken legs, scabies, touching a stranger...  everything...

Oh, and it cleans windows really really well.

 After you try this you'll never ever need to buy the real thing ever again.  

It even smells the same.  Really.

1 empty spray bottle of window cleaner you wasted your money on

1/8 Cup Ammonia (1 oz)

1/3 Cup Rubbing Alcohol

1/4 Cup White Vinegar

1 DROP Laundry Detergent (DO NOT STIR IT ALL IN - OR IT WILL SUDS UP)

a few drops blue food coloring (you'll never notice it when cleaning)

Fill the bottle with Water.

The whole thing costs about a dime to make.  It works and you'll forget you didn't buy it.
You will never by the real thing ever again.

Really.  And please, don't drink it..  or even place it close to a blue Mt Dew.  For reals..

...Is "suds up" grammatically correct?