Friday, June 21, 2019

HOW TO MAKE HOMEMADE WINDEX

I know what you're gonna say..."This is not dividends or music ot food.  Get with the program Johnny Boy."..   Chillax.   This is a good way to SAVE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY...

Remeber, after making all my food, I got this huge ass pile of dirty dishes and a messy countertop.  What am I to do?

Make some Fake Windex.  

Being Greek, it's fitting.  Windex mends everything,  broken legs, scabies, touching a stranger..  everything..

 After you try this you'll never ever need to buy the real thing ever again.  It'll even smell the same.

1 empty bottle of Windex or similar product
1/8 Cup Ammonia (1 oz)
1/4 to 1/2 Cup Rubbing Alcohol
1/4 Cup White Vinegar
1 Drop Laundry Detergent (DONT STIR IT ALL IN OR IT WILL SUDS UP)
a few drops blue food coloring (you'll never notice it when cleaning)
Fill the bottle with Water.

The whole thing costs about 5 cents to make.  It works and you'll forget you didn't buy it.
You will never by the real thing ever again.

Really.  And please, don't drink it..

...Is "suds up" grammatically correct?



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